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cutie: hey, playboy! how are u today?

playboy: ok I guess. but broke than a joke. no money. you know how it is.

cutie: heck yeah. a few months ago i was working down at the nasty kitty shakin' my honey for money. you can prolly do the same.

playboy: lol...i don't think i'm that cute. is that how you got urself back on track?

cutie: oh hell no! i just applied for a Capital One Platinum MasterCard. i figured at the rate i was going i would only make enough money to live day to day. at least with my Capital One Platinum MasterCard i have some leeway.

playboy: do you need to have decent credit to apply for one?

cutie: it doesn't hurt to have good credit, but they have different cards for different needs.

playboy: how's ur credit? i know in college it wasn't the best.

cutie: it sucked, but i did my best to correct it, and i was lucky that it was good enough to get me a Capital One Platinum MasterCard. you never know, you could be as lucky as me. you have ok credit right?

playboy: so how bout those HEAT!

cutie: lol...don't be embarrassed. like i said, a few months ago my stage name was thunder booty.

playboy: you do got a big...

cutie: what you doin' lookin' back there?

playboy: uuummm...so how do i get a platinum MasterCard?

cutie: i think you should try for the MasterCard.

playboy: why?

cutie: you can't handle all that platinum. we need to start you off small...lol.

playboy: ok. if you say so. so how do i get one?

cutie: simple. just go to the web site and look up what kind of card you want. then apply online. and once ur approved your card will be on it's way in the mail.

playboy: sweet. i'm gonna do that right now. hey, what u doin tonite?

cutie: going to the nasty kitty.

playboy: i thought u didn't work there anymore.

cutie: i don't, but i still like to have fun.

playboy: if you don't mind i'll go with you. but you gotta pay...at least this time. next time it's on me.

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