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This may be a strange request, but I am a college student and University College and I am in dire need of one of your Chase Bank Credit Cards. I am a hard-working student with a GPA of 1.5 and my major is SCUBA diving. The reason I need one of your Chase Bank Credit Cards is because my boyfriends birthday is coming up and I need to plan his surprise party that I told him about. Mumsy and Dadsy put a freeze on my trust fund and I can barely get by with the stingy $1,000 a week allowance my daddy gives me. I need a Chase Bank Credit Card ASAP.

My boyfriend of a week and a half, who I love to death, told me he didn't want anything extravagant for his birthday. All he wants is to be with me and 300 of our closest friends ona rented yacht in the middle of the Atlantic (He is so frugal). With a Chase Bank Card I can make his dream come true. You see, he did not grow up as fortunate as I did. His fathers company only nets about $133 million a year. How can they live off of that? So you see why I want to go out of my way to make this the happiest birthday for Ted...Tom...Tim!!!

If you could, please send me a few Chase Bank Credit Cards. A MasterCard would be nice, also a Chase Platinum MasterCard if you have a spare one. I love Chase Bank and I am your biggest fan. I'm gonna go online to the Chase Manhattan Bank Card web site and order me one. I appreciate everything Chase, and I will look for my card in the mail.

Love,

Beth

Response from Chase

Dear Beth,

What?!

Sincerely,

Chase

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