Platinum MasterCard
Platinum MasterCard is explained in movingly vivid detail by American hero Lance Baker. Mr. Baker has served in three wars, two of which were American, and is an expert in credit.
Platinum MasterCard: Not Your Grandfather's Credit By Lance Baker
Listen: why do you put up with flimsy suffocating credit cards? You don't have to. Perhaps you want to--you like the abuse. It reminds you of being young or something. I don't know, I'm not a psychologist. But I do know that platinum MasterCard is the best option. it has low APR and subterranean interest rates, plus a monthly minimum that are so low they will drive your great grandmother out of her grave. There may not be any room for bad credit MasterCard, but there is certainly room for MasterCard credit card.
When I was a young solider setting my sixteen on rock n roll, I would study platinum MasterCard pamphlets in my downtime. I had no use for guys like Skinny Earl or Texas Larry who would cry for their girlfriends or write letters back home. No sir, I saw the future, and the future was MasterCard. And look at me now why don't ya: I have my very own column on a lousy website no one reads. Safe to say: laddi-freakin-da!
No, sir, not even a prepaid MasterCard can save me now. I need salavation. I need another platinum MasterCard. The color of silver reminds me of the secret space the US government wages in the mid-80s, and in which I was a pilot in my five-by-three spaceship shooting down Martians with expired MasterCard credit cards fired at subsonic speeds. Those things could slice through lead at that level. I think of it whenever I throw down my card for a meal at McDonald's. They don't accept credit cards there, but it doesn't matter to me. Nothing does. In fact, as soon as I'm done I'm going to apply for a Capital One Platinum MasterCard and maybe aCitibank Platinum MasterCard. You can never have too many cards.
All material copyright © 2008 Mastercard Info. All rights reserved.
About Us | Contact Us | Site Map | What's New | View as RSS
