MasterCards By Lance Baker

MasterCards are great. Usually I carry on my person five or six separate ones. With a wide array of options, from gold MasterCards to platinum, you will never left unsatisfied with the possibilities of MasterCard. Shop online or offline with ease of mind. Because with MasterCards you are protected from identity theft and fraudulent purchases thanks to the Zero Liability system. Just another advantage of good ol' MasterCard.

I still remember my first credit card. It was beautiful, and with it came the kind of independence I had been dreaming for all my 46 years. Yes, it took me a long time to get around to getting a credit card, but once I did, I took to it like a fish to water. And it was a real one, not one of those prepaid MasterCards that Uncle Clive likes to send for Christmas. Thanks to MasterCards I was able to build up enough credit to move out of Mother's house. I might even use it to put a personal ad the weekly paper here, the one with all the transvestites and creepy-creeps. Not that I'm into any of that, you understand. I just want to find a nice young lady who I can love. But don't we all though?

Two years ago I assumed this was impossible. But now that I own a couple Chase MasterCards, I see myself getting my paws on a young lady within a week or two. I am considering sending for one from Russia or perhaps an Oriental one. Whoops! Rugs are Oritentals--women are Asians.

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